Honestly, I would skip the Super Bowl to watch Paris Palin try to string together coherent thoughts on issues she's just heard about in the past week. Tonight's debate is easily the most anticipated television event in my lifetime.

I would rather watch Paris Palin make a mockery of our corrupt, substance-less political process than watch the series finale of "The Wire."

If Paris Palin pulls an upset, it will go down as the biggest surprise since Broadway Joe derailed the Colts.